An ode to celibacy

Not quite a failure

Cause that's not the fear

But I didn't quite last

Long enough for a cheer

You see I met a boy

(A man, if you will)

And for the sake of rhyming

I shall call him.. Bill.

Charming and handsome

Sexy and sweet

You might say I like him

You might say he's neat 

Bill swept me up

Muscles and all 

It was all I could do 

To grab hold and just fall

So celibacy gone

And smitten instead

Less noble perhaps

But more fun in bed.