I am super excited that my uterus has decided to delay my 'lady time' by almost two weeks this month.
The reasons for my excitement are as follows.
Firstly, there is nothing like a pre-travel pregnancy scare to get the party started. Wondering if I'd managed to get knocked up before my big adventure was great fun. It gave me the chance to freak out, panic a little, pee on a stick (who doesn't love doing that!) and briefly entertain the idea of travelling the world with a bun in the oven...
Secondly, it has been really fun wrestling with PMS while I prepare for this huge life change and journey to the other side of the world all by myself. I've had some really cool mood swings and some excellent crying spells. I have also thoroughly enjoyed the bloated feeling and the insatiable cravings for ice cream and chocolate peppermint frogs.
But the third, and MOST exciting thing about my uterus delaying my lady time by almost two weeks has got to be this. I don't think there is ANY more exciting time to have your period, than when you are on a 20 hour aeroplane flight. I am looking so forward to the aeroplane bathroom trips, the mile-high cramps, and the lack of hot water bottles.
So, thank you uterus. Great timing. You have really done well this time.
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